Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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