sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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