I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Naked Twister starts at high noon
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
