Need sex. Gaining weight.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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