Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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