Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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