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I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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