He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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