Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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