ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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