guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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