how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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