try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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