:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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