Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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