I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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