that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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