Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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