Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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