Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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