Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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