She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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