Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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