he shaved USA in his pubs
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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