he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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