btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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