Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My feet surprised me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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