My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Semen is not good for contacts.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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