my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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