Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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