He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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