end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
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I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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