11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i don't like sucking hair
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
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i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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