Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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