He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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