You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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