She tied me up with her honor cords...
it glows. i had to have it.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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