Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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