oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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