love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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