just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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