If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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