Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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