I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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