This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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