Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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