Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Randomize
