tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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