i barfeds in our rink
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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