There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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