I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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