He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm too high and old for this...
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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