Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize