would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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