Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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