just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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