Don't you send me to vm
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Randomize
