cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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