I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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