dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He has the fingertips of a God
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