Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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Come share oat with me in your robe
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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